Yes, ideal summer shorts

Yes, ideal summer shorts

(via maddyhermione)


I would like Martin Scorsese to be interested in a female character once in a while, but I don’t know if I’ll live that long.
Meryl Streep pulling weeds (via cyberqueer)

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All I want is someone to go to taco Tuesday with me.


humansofnewyork:

"You stopped a live one today, honey. I’m an international cougar!"

Yes. I want to be a boss bitch at this age, too.

humansofnewyork:

"You stopped a live one today, honey. I’m an international cougar!"

Yes. I want to be a boss bitch at this age, too.


But the 8-hour workday is too profitable for big business, not because of the amount of work people get done in eight hours (the average office worker gets less than three hours of actual work done in 8 hours) but because it makes for such a purchase-happy public. Keeping free time scarce means people pay a lot more for convenience, gratification, and any other relief they can buy. It keeps them watching television, and its commercials. It keeps them unambitious outside of work.

We’ve been led into a culture that has been engineered to leave us tired, hungry for indulgence, willing to pay a lot for convenience and entertainment, and most importantly, vaguely dissatisfied with our lives so that we continue wanting things we don’t have. We buy so much because it always seems like something is still missing.

Your Lifestyle Has Already Been Designed (via theaurore)

As someone who now works 9-5, I get this article.

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"I don’t give a shit about being approachable…" - Aubrey Plaza

Yes.

(via myshoesuntied)


albatrostrophe:

bobbycaputo:

stereogum:

Watch Sad Jack White Throw Out The First Pitch At Tonight’s Tigers Game

If I was in Detroit I’d be sad too.

oh, baby

Jack White is who they should’ve cast in that dumb Twilight vampire baseball game.

albatrostrophe:

bobbycaputo:

stereogum:

Watch Sad Jack White Throw Out The First Pitch At Tonight’s Tigers Game

If I was in Detroit I’d be sad too.

oh, baby

Jack White is who they should’ve cast in that dumb Twilight vampire baseball game.


therealmardallie:

mar-see-ah:

Maddie likes wearing dresses because everyone thinks she put effort into her outfit but she’s actually just avoiding wearing pants.

In case you aren’t paying attention, Maddie just won the Internet.

GPOY

therealmardallie:

mar-see-ah:

Maddie likes wearing dresses because everyone thinks she put effort into her outfit but she’s actually just avoiding wearing pants.

In case you aren’t paying attention, Maddie just won the Internet.

GPOY


It’s already been a long week.

It’s already been a long week.